The birds are using potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 in the morning.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is “What if I get knocked out & end up lying on the pavement & cook to death?”
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The potatoes cook underground so all you have to do is pull one out & add butter, salt and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
Our grandma sent this to us and we thought it was pretty funny 😀
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Bahahaha! Thanks for posting that. 😀
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆
It sure is funny! I’ve thought the same thing about seatbelt buckles! 😆
That is so funny.
That’s hilarious! The picture is actually what drew me in. I wonder if it really melted in the sun…. 😉
…and the cows are giving cottage cheese!
LOL!
LOL…that was too funny!! We heard it was very hot down there.
Of course I could always send you some cool, and rainy weather if you wish 🙂 And then when the snow flies up here in just probably two months or so, I might be so kind as to send some of that as well!! Would you like some? Maybe a few feet? Or I could send a blizzard? High wind…let’s see…50-60 m.p.h.??!!!
Oh…don’t worry, nothing within me is looking forward to it 🙂 Though, I would trade it any day for weather in the upper 90’s to over 100*.
Have a great day…don’t boil away,
Hannah S. (from cool and rainy AK:)
LOL! Yes, some cool weather would be nice right now…and the blizzard sounds kind of fun, for awhile 😀 I’m sure it gets old after having them often! The weather is much nicer this week, it’s only 80 degrees farenheit 😀
Jessica
it’s been so humid lately
It’s been awhile since I’ve been able to sypathize with the “Hot” list.:D Here in Alaska, we have a “You know it’s cold when…” list. It’s valid from september to march, and involves the contents of your nose freezing when you step outside, your breath freezing on your bangs and eyelashes! 😀
-Nicole